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Ehhhhh...

Pretty damn lame...unfunny, uninteresting...I'm surprised I watched the whole thing.

Fantastic!

That was straight up hilarious! WELL DONE!

"How about you, Yuffie and Cait Sith?"

"Oh, just kidding...nobody likes you."

It doesn't get any truer than that.

Not bad

I liked it for the most part...if the out of sync speaking was for the whole nostalgia value, that's cool, but it moved out of sync pretty intensely for a sec. Also, I figured this was going to be about a black guy who's a samurai...the warrior your describe is called a ninja, I believe. Nice job.

Torture Chamber got rated higher...

...because it's actually more entertaining. I mean with this game you either do the Ultima/Empower dump and click 6 times for a ridiculously easy and short game, or you try to roll a Brute and end up with a stupidly, unentertaining, boringly long and difficult game.

Either way, just one fight? Ehh...

I didn't think it would work...

But a high charisma character is great. You can win the crowd very easily, which means more gold per fight. Plus, you get huge discounts on equipment so you'll always be decked out in the best stuff. Taunts will either knock someone clear across the arena, do a ton of damage, or get your opponent to rush you(which you don't want to happen). This version feels like it's almost rigged to be incredibly difficult(presumably so that you have to purchase the real version). However, I have a very hard time picturing anyone paying twenty bucks for a flash game.

Eh...

Well, you basically just spend all your cash on infantry and rush them and well...that's about it. Pretty boring, Great concept, poor execution.